Wednesday, 24 December 2008

Seasons Greetings

Justine (and the late-lamented Bettie) would like to wish all smut fiends a lascivious Christmas. Hope all your stockings are nicely filled, wink wink.

Tuesday, 23 December 2008


What is sexy?

I can't answer for anyone else, but this video by Heaven 17 (has to be the 80s version NOT the 90s dance remix too) has quite a few of my favourite elements in it. Sharp suits, boss/secretary, black-clad menace, old school preacher man, tight spangly dress and Uncle Tom Cobbley and all. (I do ignore the moment around 1:50 where he suddenly looks exactly like 'Minder'-era George Cole though). "Adorable creatures with unacceptable features"...ah, that speaks to me.

Sunday, 21 December 2008

Forthcoming Liaisons

Here, for those who very sweetly asked, is a link to the short story collection I'm in, already available for pre-order on Amazon (even though I haven't sent back my proofs yet, and should really be looking at them instead of blogging, oops).

This is the earliest available copy, from the UK site:

Comes out on May 7th 2009

I'm sure I saw it on the other day too, although it seems to have been taken down - hopefully temporarily.

STOP PRESS: Check Tina's comment in the post below - she has located the link to

Friday, 19 December 2008


I have just begun to write short stories for the utter magnificence that is Black Lace.

I feel a blog is in order. Here it is.