Apparently we are indebted to Boris Johnson for the invention of a brand new word - 'cockamaniac'. (Or should that be 'cockomaniac? Doesn't seem to be in the dictionary yet). I like this word and think it would make a fine title for a short story.
Cockamaniacs on the Loose by Justine Elyot. It has a certain ring to it.
Anything that adds to the richness of sex-related language is most welcome. Trying to find new and interesting variations on the classic genital descriptors is a constant challenge.
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Help! I am a good right on tree-hugging liberal (well, mostly) but I can't help adoring Boris Johnson! He makes life so much more colourful...
ReplyDeleteHa, yes, I think people on all sides of all fences agree that he has made a substantial contribution to the gaiety of the nation. (Unless you are Liverpudlian, oops!)
ReplyDeleteI want that book now. I'll pay any price. Maybe the Cockamaniacs can chase ole' Boris down the street?
ReplyDeleteOr perhaps they need to chase someone with more potential for having a nice cock. I just keep picturing Boris' surrounded by strange white floaty hair. He has elf hair! And probably an elf cock, too.
Argh, until now I had no mental image of Boris' Johnson. Elf hair will haunt my dreams!
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