OK, I've been tagged again (I really am a menace to society, aren't I? not even an ASBO, just straight to tagging) so I have a copy of On Demand to give away to anybody who can correctly guess which two of the following statements are TRUE.
1. I was born in the back of a travelling van.
2. I can play the trombone to Grade 8 standard.
3. I've been in the Blue Peter garden.
4. I hate bananas with a passion.
5. I spent one summer working in a chocolate factory.
6. I can swear in Swahili.
7. I've been undressed by kings and I've seen some things that a woman ain't supposed to see.