HNY

As in, Hedonistic New Year.

In 2009, I might get me some of this...

Stockings on trollops and strangers at stations
Cufflinks and pinstripes and birch flagellations
Corseted ladies all tied up with strings
These are a few of my favourite things

Wenches in bondage and rogues with moustaches
Blindfolds and leather and dozens of lashes
Daring liaisons and dangerous flings
These are a few of my favourite things


I hope your favourite things will be in plentiful supply this year.