Saturday, 10 January 2009

I Would #1

'You have to take me seriously
Very seriously indeed
Because I've been sleeping with your wife for the past 16 weeks
Smoking your cigarettes
Drinking your brandy
Messing up the bed you chose together
And in all that time I just wanted you to come home unexpectedly one afternoon
And catch us at it in the front room'


  1. I thought I'd commented on this bit! Did I not? Did it get eaten by spam filters and doodads? Did you disapprove of my drooling over Jarvis?

    Well, as I said previously:

    My fave Pulp is Mile End:

    Down by the playing fields, someone sets a cow on fire.

    Awesome line. It's on my blog music thingie, I like it so much. And scarily, I have more Pulp on my Ipod than anyone else.

  2. 'Below, the kids come out at night
    They kick a ball and have a fight
    And maybe shoot somebody if they lose at pool'.

    I lived somewhere like that once; not Mile End but a windswept doomscape north of London.

  3. OMG I love that song,
    where I come from grass is something you smoke,
    birds are something you shag......