We are all in the gutter...

...but some of us are looking at the stars.

Unfortunately, I think I'm facing in the other direction.

If your local paper featured the headline: 'WILL GEORGE FILL WOOLLIES VOID?', what would be your understanding of the story?

That the clothes retailer 'George at Asda' may intend to buy the premises recently vacated by F.W. Woolworth Ltd.?

Or: That Woollie really needs to do some pelvic floor exercises?


I really think there is no hope for me.